1. "You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events."
2. "Here's looking at you, kid,"
3. Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!
4. "You ain't cool unless you pee in your pants!"
5. "And you must be the monopoly guy!"
6. "I'm Scuba Sam, Scuba steve's father."
7. just when i thought you couldn't be any dumber, you go on and do something like this.... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!
8. "If she were President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
9. "Exercise makes endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. They just don't."
10. O Captain, my Captain. Who knows where that comes from? Anybody? Not a clue? It's from a poem by Walt Whitman about Mr. Abraham Lincoln. Now in this class you can either call me Mr. Keating, or if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain
*answers are in the comments section of my first blog post